So, you know how because you’re an adult, you may have wondered, “What are those Fred videos on the youtube that the 11 year olds enjoy?” And then you see one of them and you say, “I am old, but I never thought I was that old, but I am. I don’t understand anything. I am too old.” Well, that actor who stars in those videos is 17 and he’s clearly going prematurely bald. So maybe we’re all too old. Maybe this whole world is just too old.

Also, I’m positive I was watching Blazing Saddles when I was 11.