"Makers of fine coats."
I thought my pumpkin looked like Nixon so I painted it accordingly. “People want to know if their president’s a pumpkin. Well I’m not a pumpkin.” This feels very judgmental. I’d prefer that embedded videos not tell me how to behave. It’s not DEMANDING you be patient. It’s really more a polite suggestion. The words might be polite, but the tone seems a little exasperated, like this video player has been through this whole song and dance with me before and it wants to try things a little different this time. I should point out though that the video NEVER loaded and my patience was poorly dispensed. Uggh, and she won’t let us forget about it for a second. And I’m peeved by the Catholic League’s inability to get a joke. We all have our beliefs. My belief system is funny. I can’t argue with this. If that funny is as funny as an ad campaign built around pants peeing, that would be a low enough bar that I’m sure this show can reach. Echo Park 2009 Zombiewalk on Vimeo (via Vimeo) Look for me and Dave as “Hollywood Douche Bag Zombies” (wearing all the Ed Hardy that brains could buy.) The little you can see me in this video, I’m on my cell phone. That was intended to be part of my bit, because no one was actually on the phone and I was saying, “Braaaaaaaiiiiins!” But 9 out of 10 people in this video are actually on their phones for real and so it just looks like I’m not in character and probably having a conversation with one of them. “Where are you?” “Three people behind you.” “Cool.”


