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Sep 24, 2014 1:17pm

I’m testing a theory that the phrase, “You little asshole,” effectively works as a caption to pretty much every Norman Rockwell painting

Aug 27, 2014 8:13am
Jun 17, 2014 1:05pm

penguinteen:

Astrid Krieger has thoughts about a lot of things. We particularly concur with her opinion on lunch. 

These are all my favorite quotes I wrote. #firecrackerbook

Jun 12, 2014 8:06am
penguinteen:

One of the funniest YA novels ever is in paperback today with a hot new look. We love Astrid Krieger, even though she’s not quite sure what books are about (other than her own, of course). Check out David Iserson’s Penguin Teen Author Spotlight about Firecracker, and get your own copy here. 

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penguinteen:

One of the funniest YA novels ever is in paperback today with a hot new look. We love Astrid Krieger, even though she’s not quite sure what books are about (other than her own, of course). Check out David Iserson’s Penguin Teen Author Spotlight about Firecracker, and get your own copy here

I approve of this message.

Jun 5, 2014 9:54am
penguinteen:

New Girl writer David Iserson’s hilariously funny novel about a rich girl forced to go to…shudder…public high school, Firecracker, is out in paperback next week! Which means it’s time for us to revisit some of Astrid Krieger’s best zingers. Seriously, it’s like Suri from Suri’s Burn Book wrote a novel, funny and inspired all at once.

They animated gif’d this graphic. This is so cool!

penguinteen:

New Girl writer David Iserson’s hilariously funny novel about a rich girl forced to go to…shudder…public high school, Firecracker, is out in paperback next week! Which means it’s time for us to revisit some of Astrid Krieger’s best zingers. Seriously, it’s like Suri from Suri’s Burn Book wrote a novel, funny and inspired all at once.

They animated gif’d this graphic. This is so cool!

May 23, 2014 9:16am
May 22, 2014 8:56am
The best!
imaphotoeditor:

Logan White + dead cats in this week’s magazine
Photography by Logan White
Photo Editor: Alis Atwell
story: Dead Cat Bounce by Caroline Winter

The best!

imaphotoeditor:

Logan White + dead cats in this week’s magazine

Photography by Logan White

Photo Editor: Alis Atwell

story: Dead Cat Bounce by Caroline Winter

May 22, 2014 8:54am
Allis’ hands and a million birds.
imaphotoeditor:

more logan white. more dead animals.
Logan White 
Alis Atwell
Allis Markham

Allis’ hands and a million birds.

imaphotoeditor:

more logan white. more dead animals.

Logan White 

Alis Atwell

Allis Markham

Jul 2, 2013 9:34pm
A comic about Penguin Random House.

A comic about Penguin Random House.

Jun 19, 2013 11:30am
buenoentonces:

Petardos (from French pétard), which means firecracker is also slang for ‘‘marijuana joint’. If you call someone petardo*, you are calling him or her ‘flaky’, or ‘troublemaker’. 

Example:
¿Dónde vas, petardo? 

‘Where are you going, you troublemaker/rascal?’

buenoentonces:

Petardos (from French pétard), which means firecracker is also slang for ‘‘marijuana joint’. If you call someone petardo*, you are calling him or her ‘flaky’, or ‘troublemaker’.

Example:

¿Dónde vas, petardo?

‘Where are you going, you troublemaker/rascal?’

(Source: buenoentonces)

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